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Jiggle my balls to Niagara falls. When I see you I'm not just gonna touch you. Huh, Imma ♥♥♥♥ you. Imma ♥♥♥♥ you real bad. So run. Run the best you can cause when I get my hands on you, it's over. You can pray, you can hope, you can cry all you want but once the chosen is there, you are mine to consume.

let's combine forces

Ready to slay?

How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?

I hurt my penis I feel so weird and nauseous and I wish I didnt do that wtf.

I knew that it was gonna hurt but YOWCH. I made a cut at the base and a bit in the middle. Yeah, the middle was much worse than the base. It’s much more sensitive. It stings like crazy. It’s still bleeding. I still feel nauseous and light headed. I feel like I’m gonna throw up. It’s bleeding kinda more than I expected wtf. I didn’t even cut that deep I think.

Nobody's ever gonna wanna have sex with me now.