Human: *pondering* Oh would you look at that? now that's a rare sight to see. Wait, could that be....Hmm...a cat with that majestic navy blue and that sunset looking yellow fluffy fur gradient appearance who also happens to wear a pair of glasses? could that be SplitSecton? I mean I've known him for a while now. but---
SplitSecton: *annoyed* Ugh...I can hear you monologuing about me, you know. You're literally right behind me. Don't you have better things to do than to just monologue about me, you pesky human?
Human: *teasing* Hehe, still grumpy as ever I see. Has anyone ever told you how charming you look when you're all grumpy like that, SplitSecton?
SplitSecton: *mumbling* It's not like I care about your opinion of me or anything.
Human: *smirking* Uh-huh, sure. Keep telling yourself that, whatever keeps you grumpy.