Recent reviews by Splinter

We made our voice heard and made a major corporation ♥♥♥♥ itself in panic. Now that Sony has walked back on their inane, dogwater policy of neccessary linking, this game no longer deserves to be negatively reviewed.

Helldivers 2 is an amazing game with the most unified in cause community i've ever seen. I loved the original Helldivers, so seeing the sequel be this good is honestly heartwarming. Game of the year for sure, barring any more ♥♥♥♥♥♥ business practices from Sony.

For liberty! For Democracy! For Super Earth!

As of the latest update (2022.2.2) this program is no longer user friendly and intuitive. Despite intense feedback, VRchat has added an Anti-cheat. To a chatting program. With no gameplay elements.

This complete shutdown of user-made modifications has reversed a *lot* of quality of life improvements, such as the ability to search for avatars by keywords, now the *only* way to get new avatars is to browse avatar worlds, many of which are perpetually outdated, some of which don't actually contain avatars, and a bunch of which will crash your game upon loading in.
This also means that users who modified the game to even make it playable are left without any way of accessing the game, with no offered options whatsoever.

Oh yes, Crashers are still a thing. Model ripping is still a thing. You know, ACTUAL issues to this platform, but no, the mods must be quelled!

It was fun VRchat, now perish in obscurity.

200 hours and i've still got no clue how to play this game 10/10

The game's community posts and reviews are full of bigots and idiots expecting an early access game to be finished. 10/10 would read the salt again.

Also, the game has got some banger art and cater to ALL my kinks. Can't wait for more!

This game lets you cuck Kirito 10/10

I played this game for about 4 and a half hours, and i spent most of it on my knees in a toilet being dribbled on by cops and punks. I'm sure there's more to this game, but the 300-coin rent PLUS the food and drink system leaves you very little room to actually study and fight in order to grow in levels and skills. Getting raped on a moldy old mattress around the back of the dorm was fun, but not worth the 10-ish dollars i spent getting the game on sale when the price realistically shouldn't have been higher than 4 dollars.

On the other hand, it is being made by a one-man team. Take the negative rating on this review as less of a "Dont buy the game" and more a "think twice before you buy"

It's got sharply dressed demon girls, good music and it's Free. What more could you possibly want from a passion project? There's literally no reason not to download and play it. It doesn't take long to complete and delivers a quaint little story of the helltaker's quest for a demon girl harem.


Also choco-pancakes.

Amazing tactical shooter, Like Siege but it actually has a co-op mode.

I love this game. I adore it to bits, it has a lot to love, but... It is very user unfriendly.

the first thing you'll notice is the incredibly complicated building mode. In and of itself, having a complex building mode isnt a bad thing, but you'll find yourself trying to erase a small section of the wall to notice that you in fact erased the whole backside of the building. What you instead have to do is manually remove squares one at a time using sliders that appear after selecting the piece you're trying to edit. Oh, and if you're already building something, but notice that you have something in the blueprint you don't have access to yet, like flags and banners? Better get on getting them, because you cannot erase them from the blueprint once you've selected it to build. The building will remain half-built and unfinished until you can get the banners so that they can finish that stage before resuming the rest of the building.

The second thing you'll notice is that EVERYHTING you build is considered a "building". if you for example laid out a path from your mine, in between all the buildings and up to your farms, that path is considered one building. Once that is built, you cannot edit it, nor build over it. In order to set a building where a path is, you need to delete the whole path, set down your next building, make sure the path isn't being rebuilt as part of that new building, and then repave all of it. And guess what, if you somehow put a bit of repavement under something - like the flag, the hearth, or god forbid, another path, it will refuse to build anything. it will glow red for way too long, obstructing view of anything that is on it.
What i think should have been done to fix this, is make a path tool separate from the building mode, that perhaps instead marks the ground as a path in exchange for a flat cost of resources - like the sims does - or marks the ground for repavement that will simply ignore ground within the selection that has buildings on it - like rimworld does.

Thirdly, you'd thing settling on a hill shelf to make monsters unable to attack you would be a good idea, And it would have been, if monsters trapped on hill shelves didn't become a lua feedback loop that will reduce your game to a stuttering slideshow. You are forced by metagame means to deal with any and all enemies on the map by building ladders for them.

Point number four deals with Archers. Their AI will some times try and get closer to reach the enemies with their bows but also retreat to a safer distance - at the same time. This leaves them simply twitching after/away from the monster on the edge of their aggro range.

Fifthly, the builders are incredibly stupid. i know it's called dumb labor but this game takes the cake. Builders will get stuck on top of buildings ans just wait there to starve until the game notifies you about starvation, this doesnt happen for pets stuck up on the roof, so be careful, and check often. This is fixed by simply building ladders for them. Ive even somehow found people stuck on top of my starting banner.
They will also stubbornly refuse to build scaffolding to reach certain placements, so you have to build ladders and then remove those manually when it's done.

Would i recommend this game? Yes. i would. i WOULD. And i will once the problems above have been fixed. I really want to love this game, but it's clear that pushign this out of early access was super premature.

Hat simulator 2 is a really fun game where you go conga and flaunt your hats. 48/10 would wear hat again