Just a old man who plays video games in moms basement
I, officially, have fought in the Latvian war of independence according to my brother's homework.

I don't like Unturned.


"In a perfect world, men like me would not exist. But this is not a perfect world." - Justin Kuritzkes
"Wait a second." — Madame de Pompadour, chief mistress of Louis XV of France , applying rouge to her cheeks before her death
"Mother humper!" - Bill from Left 4 Dead
"Look at this guy's aim. He shoots like me and everyone I know." - Game Informer
"But I'm just a Gnoooooooome..." - gnome after dying (Majesty: The Fantasy Kingdom Sim)
"Welcome to 'The We Lose Once Again' fest" - Medic (Team Fortress 2)
" Где мне найти спирт?" - Geralt of Rivia (The Witcher 1)
"Knife weapons are not sharpened, can't blade!" - Wish.'com
"When happines is destroyed, it always smells of blood." - Wish.'com
"Mmm... Monkey." - Master Oogway
"Aaa I'm spider and... aAahh." - a Skyrim story
"Asia is the bigest planet on earth." - classmate
"Pigs are mostly water, when they're alive, and REALLY hard to set fire to." - Lindybeige
"I'm a nobody, and you can't kill a person with no body!" - Vampire man from Waterloo
"Unfortunately, Kyle was unable to escape the fact that Kyle was himself." - Kyle before screaming in horror for rest of his life.
"A similiar story happened to a young man in the Pacific Northwest about 20 years ago." - Jonathan Frakes