Let me break it down for you. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch, that from my experiments with your mother. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult woman ♥♥♥♥ in my Dockers. Your mother is one ♥♥♥♥♥♥-up woman. And I love her. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who made her this way, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just don't know if I'm strong enough to ♥♥♥♥ it all away.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx