Jack
:sandwich: "Whatever you're reaching for had better be a sandwich, 'cus you're gonna' have to eat it."
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I've held 3 different jobs in the Game Dev industry, and switched to IT because publishers are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and devs got lazy.

I can find something to enjoy in just about every game, but that won't stop me from talking mad ♥♥♥♥ to the NPCs.
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Only filthy trash-people buy games at $70.
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:sandwich: "Whatever you're reaching for had better be a sandwich, 'cus you're gonna' have to eat it."
---
I've held 3 different jobs in the Game Dev industry, and switched to IT because publishers are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and devs got lazy.

I can find something to enjoy in just about every game, but that won't stop me from talking mad ♥♥♥♥ to the NPCs.
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Only filthy trash-people buy games at $70.
Are YOU a filthy trash-person?
View more info
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Jack 13 Sep @ 4:06pm 
Don't... ever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suggest I play the Theftware game that is MGS Delta.
Kojima hasn't, and won't, receive a single penny for this game, despite it being his writing, his voice-lines, his original concept, and his character design.
They used most of the same music, kept a lot of the same voice lines.... and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Kojima.

Honor and Loyalty.
I have a pair of balls, so, I'm sticking with the creator.
Jack 17 Jul @ 7:49pm 
Games do not cost more to make now than they did 10 years ago.
A $70 price-tag is a mark of greed, and nothing else.
Jack 28 Nov, 2024 @ 10:41am 
DLC-itis is a condition that a lot of games get when made by greedy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

$60 game with $300 in DLC.
No.
Just no.
Jack 28 Nov, 2024 @ 10:41am 
It's cross-PLATFORM.
Not cross-play.
That's a whole other thing.
Jack 16 Apr, 2024 @ 12:41pm 
"Games as a Service" is the most greedy BS I've ever seen in the industry.
Jack 25 Dec, 2023 @ 8:59am 
"I don't believe in such."
"I can always do such."

Nobody has, does, or will ever ACTUALLY speak that way.
Knock it the ♥♥♥♥ off, you sound like a bad novel.