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Attracting too many women (CPEN Major)
Hey everyone,

I'm a CPEN major. Just finishing up my final year and have a job offer making $135K as a programmer a prestigious tech company.

Every time I go to a bar, party, or any social event in general, I try my best to avoid telling people what I do.

Every time I tell women I'm a CPEN major they start hitting on me.

Last week I went to a friend's birthday party. Told his sister I was a CPEN major. She kept asking me to "debug her code" and "reverse her linked list" in a flirtatious manner.

This is a reoccurring problem. It's gotten so bad that I tell women I "make websites" so they will stop hitting on me all the time.

Any advice on how to stop attracting so many women as a CPEN major?

Yesterday, one of my CPSC friends told me that they thought Physics was easy and that all I did was write down simple equations. The acceptance rate is literally 69% which is less than 70%. You literally have to be smarter than a CPSC student to get into Physics. The homework takes so much time to do too. Some days I'll have to sit down and write electrodynamics equations for 3 hours straight, and the problem sets are probably as hard if not harder than any CPSC class. If you’ve never taken electrodynamics or quantum mechanics before, you have never had a hard course. We have to know what a taylor series is. I literally had a 69% in high school physics and now it’s down to 68%. We have so much physics to do where we have to literally write an entire equation describing a doughnut of charged surfaces, and they expect us solve it with their stupid equations. Like we're not even allowed to use any other language besides greek for variables.

I don't see any other programs doing physics at all and it all takes so much equationing and writing, my Friday and Saturday nights are always so busy dealing with solving the schrodinger equation that I barely have time to watch anime since I dont usually get back to my dorm till 2am, and by then I'm too exhausted to do all the homework. The only thing keeping me from cussing out people who call physics majors dumb is the look on their faces when they see that i'm using Bra-kets.

Hi Innoturtle, I could really use your advice today. My girlfriend Sarah [23F] and I [24M] have been dating for about 9 months now. Things have been going very well, but recent events have really brought a lot of uncertainty into my mind.



I'm pretty active in the amateur chess tournament scene, and she's been very supportive and honestly key to my success. My lifelong goal has been to break 2100 FIDE, and it's been a tough journey. Sarah has been accompanying me to every tournament, and she's actually started getting into chess herself (700 lichess).

After a bad losing streak though, I dropped below 1900 and I just couldn't take it anymore. I got home and immediately ordered the Lovense Hush 2 since it has bluetooth, and then Sarah would be able to send me messages while I was playing. After that, my rating skyrocketed. I was on cloud 9.

In the most recent tournament though, Sarah made some mistakes. She sent the wrong coordinates to me in 2 different games, causing me to lose. The moves did seem odd to me at the time, but I had full faith in both Stockfish and Sarah. We had a big fight afterwards, and things have been cold ever since.

I think the problem is that her rating is just too low and she doesn't really understand chess coordinates or how engines work. The plug was pretty expensive and I don't want my investment to go to waste. Do you think I should find a higher rated girlfriend? Or maybe just spend some more time coaching Sarah so this doesn't happen again?