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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 447.2 hrs on record (24.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 29 Aug, 2018 @ 10:15pm
Updated: 16 Aug, 2019 @ 11:23am

Early Access Review
The absolute #1 best Hardcore survival game. Period. I'm absolutely in love with this f**kin game.
  • I cut my own turd in half with my pee immersion 20/10.

  • Also joined a server to only be instantly be forced into a fight club at gun point and became the new champion and proved my worth to the gang running it and joined their ranks.

  • It has the most detailed ballistics ever and that stuff makes me NUT

  • Threw a large rock at my friend jokingly...hit him in the mouth and knocked 90% of his teeth out, it took him forever to eat dinner that night.

  • Used the masterful art of HARDCORE PARKOUR to break into people's homes to steal loot for my comrades.

  • I'm going to be able to eat dirt at some point so I can RP a dirt eating mongoloid.
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