cheater

cheater

I thought to myself the other day: What could be more wholesome than teaching my 9-year-old son how to simulate a gruesome medieval battle on a chessboard?

Well, as it turned out, I actually took the time to read through the rules, and I have to say the level of debauchery in this game is simply disgusting. From phallic bishops to subservient kings that express a pro-feminist agenda, it's utterly shameful. Then there is the talk of smothered mating and pawn advancement. This has BDSM undertones that makes me very uncomfortable. Also, I'm really uncomfortable that a black king can be mated by a white queen. What if my own son cucks me in a game? I can only take so much humiliation.

Anyway, I'm calling for a ban on chess. Let's track down the creator and have them arrested on charges of obscenity. Who's with me?

l o l

You are playing against Blart.You do not ban Furion because you know Blart is bad at it.Blart instantly picks Furion.You win against Blart.You dont ban Furion next time you play against Blart because you're not stupid

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