Saw this goth mommy at the grocery store today.

I was in the frozen section, looking for a pizza (I call them "hogwheels"), and she was nearby. She sees me holding one up and goes, "Oh, I didn’t know they had that one."

So I’m like, "Oh yeah, I actually just grabbed it for the first time last week."

Then I’m like, "Are you a hogwheel fan?"

She smiles, points at the pizza in her cart, and goes, "Yeah, I’m a hogwheel fan."

Then she asks, "Is it good?"

And I go, "Yeah, it’s pretty good. Kinda reminds me of that new truffle one they had."

She goes, "Omg, I’ll have to try it! ^_^"

End of interaction.

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Saw this goth mommy at the gas station today.

I grabbed some pouches and this new Red Bull flavor, and she goes, "Oh, I didn't know they had that one."

So I’m like, "Oh yeah, I actually just tried it for the first time yesterday."

Then I’m like, "Are you a Red Bull fan?"

She smiles, shows me her Red Bull, and goes, "Yeah, I'm a Red Bull fan."

Then she asks, "Is it good?"

And I go, "Yeah, it's pretty good. Kinda reminds me of the new blue one and the passion fruit one."

She goes, "Omg, I'll have to try it! ^_^"

End of interaction.

Back in college, me and some friends lived a house we rented for a bit. Every once in a while we'd throw house parties, and one time this guy (never learned his real name) showed up. No one knew him, but he seemed chill and he brought like 10 six-packs of Michelob Ultra Tuscan Orange Grapefruit so we were happy to have more alcohol. I didn't recognize him but he kept claiming to be in the same classes I was in and that he knew me, heven knew all the professors names. Later in the night when things died down I let him use my PC cuz he wanted to show me something and he deleted my NGU IDLE save. I think that was when he also added my steam profile? idk. I was raging but I didn't wanna seem like I was raging over a computer game, so I let him sleep on our couch. He was gone when I woke up, but we still had like 8 of the six-packs of Michelob Ultra Tuscan Orange Grapefruit, so that was pretty much all we drank for the next month. I also never saw him in any of the classes after that.