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Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well.

I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!

your anus hasn't been stretched to 2.7 inches? what a loser. i, for one, always make sure to do my practice every night. i slowly lube my anus and insert foreign objects, always making sure that i pack them in. when my girlfriend walks into the room, i shout "surprise" and ass blast her with all the things i have up my butt. usually its something like rubik's cubes, cameras, toothpicks, and small fighter jets. she usually screams out loud before realising its just my daily anal extension practise, and after that we have a drink together and laugh the night away. honestly, i think my anus can stretch up to 12 inches now. i have the capacity to pull my stomach out and just manually empty it if i ate something that's not great for my body. 10/10 would recommend