Recently I learned of an interesting phenomena. According to the king of science you don't exist. Needless to say I was completely baffled by this revelation as I have observed you multiple times. Are you perhaps a quantum being?

When we were in elementary school you told me you wanted to be a coffee machine. But look at you now, a pitiful existence. When did you lose your drive, what caused such decline? I can't believe your family didn't disown you when you became a soda dispenser. Shame.

+Rep traded me fresh guava fruit for a piece of scrap pipe from my backyard. Has also been witnessed saving kittens from trees, plowing snow for old folk and smiting the filthy and the unworthy with lightning magic on a regular basis.

Some scholars are of the opinion that throwing a potato will cause it to travel through air. Have you any opinion on this matter, doctor?

"Remember when we first met in Kvatch? I told you that I didn't want any part of the gods' plan. I still don't know if there is a divine plan. But I've come to realize that it doesn't matter. What matters is that we act. That we do what's right, when confronted with evil. That's what you did at Kvatch. It wasn't the gods that saved us, it was you. Were you acting for the gods? I don't know. But now it's my turn to act."

with my magic yoyo I will defeat the metal men with speakers on their buttocks.