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1 person found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Welcome back EUIV: Leviathan I guess
Posted 7 March.
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39.0 hrs on record (24.4 hrs at review time)
Game works just fine without PSN enforcement

April 2011: Hackers Access Personal Data of 77 Million Sony PlayStation Network Users
May 2011: Personal Details on 25 Million Sony Online Entertainment Customers Stolen
June 2011: Sony Pictures Website Hacked, Exposing One Million Accounts
November 2014: Hackers Steal 100 Terabytes of Data from Sony Pictures
August 2017: Hacker Group Accesses Sony Social Media Accounts
September 2023: Sony Investigates Alleged Hack
October 2023: Sony Notifies Employees of Data Breach

List of countries where people cant make PSN accounts:
Afghanistan, Albania, Algeria, Andorra, Angola, Antigua Barbuda, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Bahamas, Bangladesh, Barbados, Belarus, Belize, Benin, Bhutan, Bosnia Herzegovina, Botswana, Brunei, Burkina Faso, Burundi, Cambodia, Cameroon, Cape Verde, Central African Republic, Chad, Comoros, Democratic Republic of the Congo (Congo-Kinshasa), Republic of the Congo (Congo-Brazzaville),Djibouti Dominica, Dominican Republic East Timor (Timor-Leste), Egypt, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Estonia, Eswatini(Swaziland), Ethiopia, Fiji, Gabon, Gambia, Georgia, Ghana, Grenada, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Guyana, Haiti, Jamaica, Jordan, Kazakhstan, Kenya, Kiribati, Kyrgyzstan, Laos, Latvia, Lesotho, Liberia, Libya, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Madagascar, Malawi, Maldives, Mali, Marshall Islands, Mauritania, Mauritius, Micronesia, Moldova, Monaco, Mongolia, Montenegro, Morocco, Mozambique, Myanmar (Burma), Namibia, Nauru, Nepal, ♥♥♥♥♥, Nigeria, North Macedonia (formerly Macedonia), Palau, Papua New Guinea, Rwanda, Saint Kitts, Nevis Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent, Grenadines Samoa, San Marino, Sao, Tome, Principe Senegal, Seychelles, Sierra Leone, Solomon Islands, Somalia, South Sudan, Sri Lanka, Sudan, and Suriname
Posted 3 May, 2024. Last edited 6 May, 2024.
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226.2 hrs on record (226.1 hrs at review time)
Apparently this scares the Gaijin.

So Gaijin, how about you sort that economy out back to the good ole days; and I'll go back to recommending the game? Pretty easy really...
Posted 22 May, 2023.
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97.3 hrs on record
An absolutely stunning blend of JRPG tactics and VN style social management.

Its a time sink (my final playtime for run 1 was around 90 hours, and that sounds to be fast for a first run), but I'm already looking forward to doing a NG+ someday. Just maybe not binged in two weeks.
Posted 6 November, 2022.
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5 people found this review helpful
72.6 hrs on record (63.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
As someone who bought during EA, the game entrenching itself as mid and continues to fail to deliver on previous and even current promises/ideas. It remains lackluster and without a repayable coop-centric vision, which is what this game should have gone for imo.

Whole thing feels amateur and unpolished, with less features now than at purchase in EA.
Posted 29 June, 2022. Last edited 2 July.
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2 people found this review helpful
6.2 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
ITT: Morons not understanding what "early access" means

Questions of value are subjective, sure. But complaining and negative reviewing because things like helis etc are missing misses the point of an early access title...
Posted 18 May, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Alot of meh features, several of which (like the tank builder) are rendered obsolete by the balance patch that accompanied this DLC.

Very strange to do "Russia" and "Baltics" but leave out Russia's key opponent other than Germany (Finland) from any sort of update or interesting mechanic.

Logistics and AI are straight borked, if the AI Soviets can never win historical runs, how are players supposed to?
Posted 27 February, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
132.2 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
While I love the game and series it's hard to recommend at full price at time of release:
- There are Significant performance issues
- No sandbox campaign (story is on rails and if you ignore it you lose, just for playing it like any other TW game)
- Significant bugs in basic features like siege battles (Skaven sieges are hell to attack and path through)
- Really arcadey mechanics that aren't fun to deal with (Magically instabuilding extra long range towers anyone?)
- Effectively early access build of the full game sold at full price

25-50% off and I'd say sure what you get now is fine. As it is premium AAA grade pricing is pretty steep.
Posted 18 February, 2022.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
17.5 hrs on record
Game's been abandoned by Devs to the point that it's currently compromised with malware that can use the game as a trojan to inject your PC, avoid it like the plague
Posted 8 September, 2021.
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8 people found this review helpful
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0.0 hrs on record
TLDR - terrain almost makes it worth it but then you're supporting lazy DEV practices and concerning CDLC quality in the future. If you want the terrain its worth it, but if you want content Download CUP.

** Particularly concerning is that the Dev team has already signalled they aren't interested in taking feedback, With a lead dev going so far as to refer to those raising complaints as "clueless" on their Discord.**

+ Beaut terrain well done - but get rid of the furniture in buildings so we can run larger ops in towns

- DLC is absolutely riddled with bugs and shortcuts that make the build feel like a bad april fools joke or early access
- Vanilla sounds that are clearly not the calibre being fired, badly configed weapon animations, hidden selections visible on most units.
- Assets like the Abrams ripped from the A2 sample library with no real updates to textures and using base tank configs.
- Assets like the interiors of tanks missing textures so you can see straight through them.
Posted 18 June, 2021.
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