Recent reviews by SimpkinSlice

Steampunk company of heroes, what more can I ask for!

Game has been released at an early access level of quality and polish for full price

Was really excited to play this and try it out but there's so many bugs and interface issues in even the first hour of gameplay.

Edit, while its good to see the devs being active and I've updated my review to reflect that I still can't excuse their lazy approach to release and having QA done by players.

An endless sandbox that will suck your soul as you disappear into the abyss of possiblities

This is Hitman as you know and love it, they've taken the stuff that made the last game great and improved on it for this iteration, and even better they ported the last series for free into the current version - 10/10 would immolate someone in a drinking game while their dad was shot to death by his own creation over the road.

At the price that bethesda is still charging for it and DLC that in many cases adds content that should of been in the base game I can't recommend the game considering you could get a GOTY edition of either of the excellent preceeding titles (3 and New Vegas) for less, when this get a $20 on sale GOTY edition go for it, but there isn't enough of either content or quality to justify it at this price.

Did you see BF1 and feel like it was way too unrealistic and a corny attempt at a serious and tragic conflict, not to mention their aversion to the trenches that defined the vast majority of the war wherever you were?
Welcome to verd...*thwack* there goes the last reader anywa... *CHOKING* What I'm trying to say is that if you love realistic games and want to visit the trenches of WW1...*CRACK*
Mein Herr buy the game and get in the trenches!

I married my son's genius wife after killing him with an exploding pit of manure after he turned homosexual, and that was just a few weeks into my first game. If you want a Grand Strategy RPG that will leave you fully engrossed in your family and screaming the karling's name in vain this will be a good addition to your Library

Also if you like A game of thrones a mod for this game represents the best Game of Thrones title available curently and no doubt for the forseeable future.

The best of Paradoxs's grand strategies for those interested in combat by far, if you've ever liked Total war but wanted a bigger scale or played Civ and wanted it to flow smoother this is the game for you! I could never recommend this game enough top new grand strategy acolytes, even if it can be a steep learning curve.

There's nothing I can say that hasnt already been said a million times already that positive about this game, but it's all true whether you want a few hundred hours of SP fun or an endless amount of MP fun with friends as long as you don't mind shooting, racing and stealing, you'll probably like this!

Despite the dated looking graphics and mechanics this game will take all your time and your soul, if you like ARPGs most definitely buy this but set a time lock on it or you'll never escape!