Hi Ryan!

What made you become an animesexual?
I remember the day I became an animesexual. I realised how evil and disgusting 3D women 🤢🤢🤮 were after my ex 3D girlfriend 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 decided to violate Nintendo's intellectual property rights by making a Pokémon fan game 😱😱😱😱.

That fact that a 3D woman had done such an evil and despicable thing opened my eyes to how much more superior 2D women are since they would never violate Nintendo's intellectual property rights. After my ex 3D 'gf' 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 made that Pokémon fan game, she had the audacity to ask me if I liked it!

LIKE IT!? YOU BROKE THE LAW AND YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO ASK ME IF I LIKE IT!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

I immediately dumped her, told nintendo's lawyers about what she did and then I came out as an animesexual and declared my love to Orihime from bleach right after and I have never looked back since.

Good evening Ryan, I'm from the National Urology Society and we received your questions sent to our e-mail, and we're pleased to answer:

1) Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We recommend you surgery process;

2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;

3) Even if 3 inches is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an orgasm during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsability;

4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;

5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexuals tendencies;

Any other questions, we're here to help. Have a nice day.

+rep best man <3

have big big dong i like

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Iam sowwy for leaving u al alone in sg

dear daling