Awkward: Friend's 50 year old aunt hitting on you.
More awkward: Thinking that she is rather good looking for a 50 year old.
Follow up: "Wtf! She's more than twice my age... something's wrong with me..."

you suck

hacks in hunt. SAD!

preach

I can not believe what society has become, degeneration, drugs, miscegenation makes me sick to think of today's society, I'm disgusted by women, but it doesn't matter, because after all, if they want to be beaten by their boyfriends, that's fine, if they want to be single mothers, that's fine, if they want to have children from different parents, that's fine. Do you know why it's okay? Because if society continues like this, society will go to hell and I in my room enjoying how society collapses, enjoying how those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are filthy old single mothers of 40 years while I will be a successful guy with a house for me, I will enjoy my money, I will enjoy sleeping with guys 8/10 every weekend, I will enjoy my life and I will see those fat wrinkled ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and a 10,000 miles deep vagina with 5 children or 5 abortions being miserable watching as they will burn when they see everything they could have obtained, but because they are prostitute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ they will never have it.

I have become an alcoholic. I wish someone would take the President's phone / twitter away; I dislike being woken by interview requests at 5:00 AM. Such now is life. But dude, ?i owe you 'murrrican snacks or such.