Tape's Infamous Quotes
"I'm dating bootleg Applejack"
"Apparently girlfriends come with taxes."
"You're at work, manage people and stop lusting after printers."
"Look, I get it, you're gay, you can make f@ggot jokes, but does it have to be every time?"
"Can Yuumi consent? Wait don't put that on the quote board."
"You're the worst GPS I can have sex with."
"I gotta have wipers for when I go down."
"Is a white necromancer allowed to resurrect black people?"
"Your sex toy is out of batteries and you're on your mouth period."
"I'm like a large hadron collidor for words."
"You thought it was a fetish, I'm just minmaxing."
"How many frames does an abortion take? Can the baby do a frame perfect parry?"
"Babe, never tell anyone my d*ck size."
"Can that go on the quote board? It makes me sound cool instead of degenerate."
"How am I supposed to blame you for everything if you don't do anything?"
"If I had to guess, it's probably the autism."
"I need a dating app that takes my MMR into account"
"I wish i was as f*ckable as I am quotable."
"The beatings will continue until dinner is ready."
"I will shove McDoubles into your @sshole until you're a happy meal if you say anything out of line."
"I have a daily for domestic abuse and you're pushing it."
"Next you'll tell me you want to mix whites and blacks."
"That wasn't a 'pour it in my mouth' face."
"It's good to know your prostate is as surface level as you are."
"I'm lost in the monkey bars! Like yeah I'm having fun, but where the fu¢k am I?"
"This pu$sy is sponsored by Baja Blast"
"I guess I'll have to be Mickie, because my mouse ain't Minnie."
"Oh! It's exciting being on the receiving end of domestic abuse!"
"I'm going to plot Sera's murder in a group chat and invite her to it so she never sees it."
"One day I'll be a registered firearm owner and it will be entirely your fault."
"I can't believe you got a cutie mark for being abused."
"I know she's already acknowledged it 3 times, but I want her to acknowledge the 4th time, ya know?"
"Now excuse me while I crank my 90s. You know what cranking 90s is right? Okay, I'm watching Fortnite porn."
"Mating press? Now that's a newspaper I'd read!"
"Ill drag Sera sticking and creaming."
"You're 12 and im a PDF file."
"My life is a repeating series of screenshots and mockery."
"I'm in talks with your lawyers to get your dog girl title revoked"
"This is the music they made all three of the Jonas brothers to"
"I yearn for urine...... One day my boyfriend will pee on me."
"Stop thinking about me. I don't like it."



Other Infamous Quotes
"Your eyebags look designer today" -Sam
"God's crowd is nothing but crickets." -Uriah
"I don't think I really have mommy issues, so I'm not sure where the f*ck i went wrong." - Mort
"Do you want to bottom, Sera?" - Lost
"it's a pedometer you c#m-brained lolicon" -Rose
"I don't have herpes anymore!" -Fish
"WERE YOU MASTURBATING AT PANERA!?" -Fish
"The "M" in 'MILF' stands for monitor" -Lost
"I need to calm down I'm about to get sexist." -Mort
"I think just this week alone, my dad has told me 100 times "just don't get pregnant", and... Oops!" -Sam
"on the bright side, the economy is too bad for the prostitutes to ghost you over here." - Lost
"i would abuse the f*ck out of you if i wasnt such a f*cking bottom." -Faerie
"If i don't quit first, I get blue balled." -Mort