"The γύφτοι must've done it, they took the wheels off."
- J. Marshall

"You have the charm of a wet sock."
- Price to Jynxx

"War's not fun if you don't bomb orphans."
- Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons."
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2

“Charcoal is a lot like quicksand, except it’s not quick and there’s no sand in it.”
- Mike Rowe

"Fisting ok when it comes to MSG."
- Uncle Roger

"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥' fruit salad."

"Every time Uncle Roger sees blue glove.. it reminds me of my colonoscopy and my a-hole gets tense."
- Uncle Roger


GPU: ASUS GEFORCE RTX 3060Ti DUAL OC 8GB
CPU: AMD RYZEN 5 5600x
RAM: CORSAIR VENGEANCE 32GB (4X 8GB) DDR4-3200
MOBO: GIGABYTE B550 AORUS PRO
PSU: CORSAIR TX750M — 750 WATT 80 PLUS GOLD

Storage:
SSD 1: Samsung 970 EVO M.2 NVMe - 1TB
SSD 2: WD_BLACK SN850X - 2TB
HDD: Seagate Barracuda 7200rpm - 2 TB
HDD: Western Digital Blue 5400rpm - 4 TB

Peripherals - Extras:
Headphones: Beyerdynamic DT770 - 80 Ohm
Keyboard: Corsair K68 Mechanical Keyboard - Cherry MX RED
Mouse: Logitech G502 - Lightspeed (Wireless)
Monitor: ASUS ProArt PA278CGV - 144Hz
VR: Oculus Rift S
Joystick: VKB SIM - Gladiator EVO ‘Space Combat Edition’ w/ SCG Premium Right grip
Throttle: VPC MongoosT-50CM3 Throttle