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Not Recommended
59.7 hrs last two weeks / 573.5 hrs on record (505.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 8 Sep @ 10:26am
Updated: 17 Sep @ 12:22am

Can only tolerate like an hour or two before being burnt out compared to previous titles. Tekken has fallen off because they wanted to appeal to the "casual audience" by adding heat and various cinematics that get boring after watching for the 1000th time. Will give props for trying something new, but adding heat on top of keeping rage arts, makes the game very annoying. Easy for people to cheese a round with almost no effort. Game also is a casino with the consistent 50/50 situations. You have better odds spending $70 on sports betting apps for the underdog that's +1000 than guessing on T8. The game lacks any sort of execution. I'd rather get stuck in an infinite on MvC than watch me get slapped by a boring ahhh combo for 5 minutes that a toddler can do. Dropped every Mishima as well cuz they are boring af. Shaheen is even a lick more tolerable to play as than any of them.

Also, that hot waifu nina costume you spent money on, is only funding the creation for more cosmetics. Not even a penny is going into the pockets of whoever is in charge of balancing, because at this rate GTA6 gonna release before the roster or overall gameplay is gonna be properly adjusted to make the game enjoyable. Bamco just compensating for their recent L product releases by milking even a half baked game.

TLDR;

Trash game, trash online, MK1 is more enjoyable and that game is hot garbage, and just a money machine for Bamco. Not even worth the change you find under your couch cushions. Go buy yourself a Big Mac instead playa
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Ritalina-chan 13 Sep @ 7:01am 
fat mexican kid: hey come back to tekken 8, they nerfed drägunov bro! :Sadclot:
heihachi is the new top 5