Recent reviews by Scissors61

Hell Yea! The only down side is that its only a Demo

I havent played a game, with such contempt to the player in over 30 years. As a life long MGS fan, I WANT to like this game. I wanted to like this game soo darn much, that I spitefully played this game to completion. SPITEFULLY, in hopes of getting any redeeming value out of it.

Initially, I loved the humor. Some clever jokes in there, especially if you are an MGS fan. But the corny jokes do eventually over stay its welcome. The voice acting it okay and the sytle/graphics are pretty well done. But thats the only compliments I can authentically give this game. Because as far as the game is concerned, its ENTIRELY IN CONTEMPT OF THE PLAYER. This game HATES you. RESENTS you.

This game released in 2021, and yet this douchebag, Francisco Téllez de Meneses, a former developer for Ubisoft (Former. Think about that. Former. How god awful do you have to be, to be a FORMER dev for Ubisoft. UBISOFT!!!), still doesnt understand that NEVER....NEVER EVER has any player enjoyed guessing and trial/error as a core gameplay mechanic.

FRANSICO, if you ever are so bored to ever read this. I want to give you a sincere and heart-felt "♥♥♥♥ YOU". I hate you right back.

Seriously...Guess work and Trial 'n Error are core gameplay mechanics. I repeat myself, I wanted to enjoy this game. There was some value, but the frustration in your sinful and lazy game design negates the few chuckles I had in the beginning. This game is not worth it at all. ♥♥♥♥ you, Fran. And ♥♥♥♥ your games. Learn how to design games.

I'm not entirely sure what I just played, and frankly I didnt care. It's a beautiful interactive art piece I guess. On par with Abzu. Pop a few edibles and enjoy this relaxing journey that doesnt overstay its welcome.

High learning curve, and difficult (At least for me). However, even when failing, the game is fulfilling. Super fun and intense. I have invested over 184 hours on this game (As of the time of this review) and still my favorite game to fallback on when I have a little time to kill..Its a perfect "Pick up" game.

Still a fun and good game. But man, the controls did not age well at all !

This title gave my PC Cancer. Everytime I launch the game, I am presented with a series of flickering B/W screens with audio. Occasionally I may have the privledge of watching the "Sega" screen at 14 FPS. I have verified the cache, Booted the game in compatibility modes, changed resolutions, moved the files over to the same drive Steam is installed under, needlessly updated my drivers and followed a few online troubleshooting guides from users facing the same issue. Nothing resolved this problem. Furthermore, upon launching, whatever error this game was causing, made my 2nd display lose recognition within Windows. I had to constantly reboot Windows to get the second display working again. Its a damn shame, because I was really looking foward to playing this game, and it seems to done quite well overall in reviews. Appearantly NieR:Automata suffers from the same fate, and I am afraid of purchasing that now. Its also a game I am looking foward to playing...Someday. Submitted a refund.

Aside from some cheap 80s references and the silly novelty of this title, this game has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. The combat is way too repetitive and predicable. Every boss fight is the same, but with larger health bars. The game isn't even funny. Even though completing the campaign only takes maybe an hour to complete, it still overstayed its welcome.

Decent game. Worth picking up on sale. The OST in my opinion is worth more than the game though.

Another fine example of how an long form and interactive medium is greater than anything on the big screen or TV. Not as good as the original series, in my opinion, but I am still happy I chose to "play" this title.

One of the most enjoyable games I played in 2017.