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12.3 hrs last two weeks / 11,327.3 hrs on record (32.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 5 Nov, 2019 @ 8:45am
Updated: 8 Feb, 2020 @ 5:55pm

So you want to kow how to play rust?!?! There's pretty much 12 basic steps!
- Spawn in!
- See your rock
- Realize how vulnerable you are
- Find a sleeping person
- Smash their head in
- Feel like a badass for killing a defensless sleepeing body
- Try to fight someone with a gun
- Get instantly shot in the head
- Notice you're ♥♥♥.ked and everyone is better than you
- Try again spending 10 hours building a house
- Get raided
- Again, realize youre ♥♥♥.ked and will always be a naked peasant at the bottom of the food chain
The end
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