Beyond being half-dragon, half-garlic-wizard, Niam's start in the adult film industry had more to do with his impeccable looks than his dragonkin dong. Even so, it wasn't until his 14th birthday that he would go on to win a Grammy for best video, beating out Beyonce, Post Malone, and Kendrick Lamar.

By the time he was 16, he had already achieved the rank of Legendary Eagle Master in CS:GO, while being an Eagle Scout IRL. What's more, although he'd briefly been locked up for a short-lived rampage, massacring nearly 30 schoolchildren, following his sentencing he went on to be recruited by various Nigerian militias, where his skill in combat became something of local legend.

These days, Niam spends his time in the South Pacific, where he lives with his 13 wives and pet dog, also named Niam's. Although he's often quite busy with his 32 McDonald's franchise locations, he still finds time for afternoon golf with Chinese Secretary General, Xi Jinping.

Hey Dude,Remember The Good Old Days When We Played Black Ops 2 Wed Always Be Sharing Our Stories Of Our PitWeilers HaHa Those Were The ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Days I Only Had 2 Back Then Now I Have 4(More On The Way)Also I Recently Got My PC Back,And Claudius Told Me Your Prrofille Name And I Added We Should Play Again SomeTime What Do You Think

And then he sucks Oscars ♥♥♥♥ , he flies away from Sesame street, and blows up Trump Tower.

The Trash Man was here 6/7/2018
ITS MY CHARACTER! I'M THE TRASH MAN! I COME OUT, I THROW TRASH, ALL OVER, ALL OVER THE RING! AND THEN, I START EATING GARBAGE! AND THEN I PICK UP THE TRASH CAN, AND I BASH THE GUY WITH IT!