I fixed that for you wald

stark your profile is bugged I can't see the games you own

Last week I went on a date with this girl I met on a dating app. Date went really well. Yesterday she invited me over to her place and we were cuddled up watching 90 day fiance. Shortly after the 2nd episode started I made a move and she said she was “not in the mood”

We finished the episode and she switched it to Love Island. Halfway through that episode I made a move again and got shot down again.

So I said ♥♥♥♥ it, pulled out my phone and started afking yews on mobile. Heres how that went down.

“Whats that?”

“Just a game”

“What game?”

“Runescape”

“You play Runecape?”

“Yeah”

“Thats ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weird”

“Why?”

“Its just a weird game”

“Eh I like it”

We sat in silence and finished the love island episode. After it ended she said she was getting tired and wanted to sleep. I went home and in the morning (today) I sent a good morning text and she hasn’t responded.

I should probably wear my ghostspeak amulet.

No regrets.

I saw Jerry Jones at a grocery store in Arlington yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me.

Dawg what the ♥♥♥♥ I just smashed my 4K TV in front of over 30 guests at my party because of the Packers performance today. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the night in a motel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t do this any longer man this team needs to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ improve

Sorry I've not posted in a while but I've been working on my beer mix hair wax in order to get my mustache perfectly MANLY. Yeah haha I try and incorporate beer and meat into everything I do because I'M A REAL MAN haha. I grew up in the tough suburbs of LA where I was taught to be a real man, though my parents were liberal vegans I knew I was destined to be a real tough guy, that's why I'm covered in sailor tattoos, though I've never been on a boat before because I get seasick I heavily identify with the ALPHA MALE lifestyle they live haha. Yeah I'm a real man, my burlesque dancing girlfriend loves it even though we're in open relationship - another alpha male concept - where she's out with different guys almost every night haha, once this beer mix hair wax sets I'll finally be able to break this dry streak as girls seem to be going for the WEAK, PRETTY BOYS and that's just not me.

Anyway, what does it mean when you're girlfriend says she wants to try pegging?