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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1,692.4 hrs on record (89.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 25 Oct, 2015 @ 5:05am

Early Access Review
2016 - The International Lunar Observatory begins operations.
2018 - The market for biofuels is experiencing a period of rapid growth.
2020 - Ultra High Definition Television (4320p) is common in homes.
2022 - Poland begins exporting the PL-01 stealth tank.
2024 - The first probe to fly into the Sun's outer atmosphere.
2026 - 3-D printed electronic membranes to prevent heart attacks.
2027 - ...DayZ comes out of alpha.
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Shredder 31 Oct, 2016 @ 1:37pm 
Well it's been over a year now. Has developmment gone well? aww same no change. Maybe next year it will be good. hahahahhaa
dabanya02 12 Mar, 2016 @ 8:21pm 
The Sun's outer atmosphere? I don't think there is an atmoshpere around the Sun...
Shredder 6 Feb, 2016 @ 1:18pm 
LOL Caped baldy. for sure It's already a gen behind. waste of money.
Juan Punch Man 6 Feb, 2016 @ 11:50am 
DayZ will turn into a retro game when the full game comes out.
Mr Chow 26 Jan, 2016 @ 10:27pm 
ha ha love the review so 2027 they could of finished game oh crap ill be like 50 years old .
PYRACOR 7 Dec, 2015 @ 9:45pm 
I didnt say he said it was good i said people infer the game is good seing a thumbs up sarcastically
aaaa1023 6 Dec, 2015 @ 12:12pm 
Austinevs He never said the game was bad it seemed like he was just poking fun at how its been in alpha for quite a while
Sam88FPS 6 Dec, 2015 @ 11:32am 
@austinevs The game is good though? I was being ironic because people don't understand what an alpha is.
PYRACOR 6 Dec, 2015 @ 11:14am 
These reviews are why DayZ doesnt get scrutinized by steam itself... When viewers see "oh mostly positive comments" obviously people are going to think the game is good. I do not understand why people think its at all humurous to do reviews like this. Giving a thumbs up I mean. It is helpful, it isnt funny, and just like this game it wastes your own life by taking the time to view it.
Lil'Chinga 21 Nov, 2015 @ 2:02pm 
You forgot to mention by the time DayZ is out of alpha, theres already:
GTA 9
Call of Duty 22
Assassins Creed 13
Half Life 3

I know im picking random numbers, but still.