Remember, drive defensively! And of course, the best defense is a good offense!
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[Death holds up a document that Peter doctored to proclaim he was dead to avoid having to pay his medical bills]
Peter: Where did you get that?
Death: It was e-mailed to me by your HMO.
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Don't hit me!! I'm in the Twilight Zone!!!
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The only perfect science is hind-sight.
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Fools rush in -- and get the best seats in the house.
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If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.
-- Edward A. Murphy Jr.
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Princess Leia Organa:
Help me, Obi-wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
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Software suppliers are trying to make their software packages more
"user-friendly". ... Their best approach, so far, has been to take all
the old brochures, and stamp the words, "user-friendly" on the cover.
-- Bill Gates, Microsoft, Inc.
[Pot. Kettle. Black.]
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Spierdalaj

-rep

-rep hacker

+rep, nice player!

-Rep hacker!!