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🚗 * 📗 * 👳 * 📘 * 🐝 * 🐛 * 🐠 * 🎫 * 🌽 * 🎽 * 🚗 * 👽 * 🥞 * 🥗 * 🍆 * 🌸
ㅤ* Two tramps walk past a church and start to read the gravestones. The first tramp says, "Good grief - this bloke was 182!"
"Oh yeah?" says the other."What was his name?"
"Miles from London."
ㅤ* I was in the supermarket and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said, "Are you two an item?"
ㅤ* My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*