Sometimes, when I'm bored, I'll take a bag of M&Ms and take two in my hand. I'll then put them in between my fingers and squeeze real hard until one of them breaks. I then eat the broken one, and replace it with another M&M. I do this M&M gladiator match until the whole bag is gone. I then send the winner M&M attached to a note to the M&M company that says, "Use this one for breeding"

Just putting it out there.