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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 453.9 hrs on record (119.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 21 Nov, 2023 @ 5:11pm

So I've played each of the 4 classes to level 30 and experimented around with each of the 3 most basic playstlyles of each using the new skilltree system, so for those who mostly just care about gameplay, here's how each one handles.

-Veteran-

1 (Meet the Sniper): Hide in the back of the team for 90% of the game and use your MLG 360 No-Scope Sniper Vision to take off heads from across the map, then proceed to yell at your team for not defending you after a hoard of mooks spawn from behind.

2 (AYO CAPTAIN JACK!): Don't like staying in the back? Get next to your team and start screaming at them to do better directly! Deal extra damage to high priority targets, mark enemies for extra damage, and if someone on your team keels over dead, just scream at them to get back up!

3 (Bravo 6, Going Dark): REALLY hate staying in the back? Turn invisible and overextend into the enemy sniper nest! Swap weapons constantly for benefits and essentially play as Dante from Devil May Cry until everyone in the room stops moving... Or you get incapped by a net and die instantly.

-Zealot-

1 (DEUS VULT): Life expectancy is for chumps, and it goes two ways. Charge into the enemy fearlessly and start swinging until either you or the enemy drops dead, regenerating toughness every single time you hail-mary into the enemy as your foam more and more from the mouth as you generate rage which builds your crit chance.

2 (God has mercy, I don't): Become the gun priest, chanting at enemies to repent while granting your team insane toughness before pulling out a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LMG and mowing the entire room to pieces. Empty clip? Swap to your two-handed chainsword with increased power and lay the enemy out. The more you hurt, the more they hurt as every wound increases your power.

3 (Vibe Check): Rogue Priest build. You could use a knife and actually be sneaky, slipping around with a quick invisibility and extra backstab damage, or you could take out a Goliath thunder hammer and smite max-difficulty bosses in a single charged backstab thunderclap to the ass. Choice is yours, buckaroo.

-Psyker-

1 (BRAIN BLAST!): Blow enemy's minds metaphorically (and quite litterally) with your insane psychic powers and scream at people when your own mind is about to blow. You also constantly set people on fire by blowing the mind of elite enemies, and that fire is going to spread around like a fire zombie plague. Fun!

2 (I am the senate): Instead of targeting elites, focuses on protecting and enabling your team while also gaining a lot of extra toughness! Use force lightning like uncle palpy and completely immobilize hoards of foes and summon a shield to protect your team from bullets. Your powers are also empowered!... Sometimes, it's kinda arbitrary.

3 (Actual Schizophrenia): Gain incredible movement speed, crit chance, and damage while occasionally going apesh*t and gaining even more of those stats for 3 seconds. Your keystone causes you to have actual hallucinations of blue people and killing those blue people gives you even MORE speed, crits, and power. Scream at your team for stealing kills they didn't even know exist!

-Ogryn-

1 (Rock): Throw rock at people and they die. Hit people with big stick, watch them bleed to death. Run hard, knock everything over. Fun.

2 (Block): Get big health and agro little man. Shield forever, block everything, and never down. Fun.

3 (Glock): More bullet. Many bullet. Fire often, kill often. Throw a nuclear warhead and clear the room. Sometime bullet lucky, and enemy not lucky. Fun.


If none of that sounds intersting there's also a tech-priest mommy who hates you and calls you mean names. She's wonderful, I love her.
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