Hey, uh, this is Phil from the small weiner club. Sorry to get back to you so late, I just finished reviewing your application and information you sent in, but I'm sorry to say that I don't think I'll be able to let you in the group, from what I'm looking at, you weiner is- massive. I mean, the sheer girth and juiciness alone is rediculous. It looks as if somebody glued a forearm to the bottom of your torso. You could probably stand on it like a tripod, and that's not even mentioning how fat your nuts are. But- it does appear as if you're going to have to take that ginormous ~schmeat~ somewhere else.

Hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture. I really wanted to tell you that it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly I'm like really against misogyny and like I'll be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry I'll be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasn't flirting I swear I'm just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry I'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on discord we should talk you look really nice and fun xx

this guy is a cool friend

says the r6s skill issue haver

titanfall 2 skill issue haver

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