POV you Buy DayZ:
Step 1. Gets Credit Card
Step 2. Looking on Bank
Step 3. Says: 20$
Step 4. Pays 20$ For DayZ
Step 5. Starts Game
Step 6. Gets into a server
Step 7. Starting to get Loot
The First Real Step 8. Running to a New Location
Step 9. Takes 20 mins
Step 10. Trys to find a Car
Step 11. Realising how hard it is to find a Working car
Step 12. Dies to a Player
Step 13. takes 40 mins to run back to you're Loot
Step 14. Dies to Zombie
Step 13. Runs to a airfield to find good stuff
Step 14. Realises that you payed 20$ for a Running Simulator