When I think of places like Portland, Seattle, or any major city in California, I think of stepping off the plane or out of my car and the first thing that happens is being assaulted by multiple vvymyn wearing pink crochet hats and multi color hairstyles, throwing soy lattes and pamphlets for their art expos to get their art history degrees, and once i get free from them, being surrounded by bums asking for change while texting on their iPhones. Then i try to take a walk into the city to look around and get surrounded by guys holding their iphones up making vlogs about how progressive their city is while ignoring all the homeless people and others pissing and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the streets, all with their mouths hanging open, wearing bright rainbow shirts, surfer shorts, flip-flops, red armband to promote true socialism/communism, glasses with no lenses in them, giant gauges in their ears, following some waitress "girlfriend" like a lost puppy who convinced him to move out west so "she can make it big in Hollywood cause its her dream". Then they both get into a smart car or hybrid and drive to the nearest coffeeshop to protest the inequal pay scales between the different races, but not before ordering a grande mocha latte with 3 pumps of whip and extra syrup cause "i just can't live without my coffee, teehee.