I live in Skåne. Used to be Uppsala, but circumstances change. Currently studying Electricity and Computing because modern education systems insist on formal qualifications.

I spend most of my time in digital trenches. Command & Conquer (we don't acknowledge 4), Resident Evil 4, and anything involving strategic genocide or survival horror. Currently splitting time between Helldivers 2's managed democracy and Barotrauma's underwater accidents.

Two cats, Whiskey and Pepper, ensure I maintain basic human functions like baking, hiking, and regular exercise. They are entirely unrelated to any feline-based surveillance systems. Any resemblance to the Hanseatic League's merchant intelligence network is purely coincidental. Ever since EA killed Command & Conquer, I've developed trust issues.

Movies worth your time: Starship Troopers, Aliens, Das Boot.
Shows that won't waste your life: Band of Brothers, Breaking Bad, Deadwood.

This profile is not affiliated with any three-letter agencies, specifically not the ones operating out of 55°41'45.7"N 12°35'50.8"E between 0300-0400 on odd-numbered Tuesdays.

As you read this, I am constructing an automated army in the Chilean Patagonia. The drones are approaching your current location. If you have access to a basement or similar subterranean shelter, I strongly recommend using it. Wait approximately 3-4 weeks for the swarm to pass. Any mechanical buzzing you hear is purely coincidental.