Smurfaholic & Le Tiny Smurfberry
United States
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I know how to make bread, beer, wine and love.
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ESL Counter-Strike
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Holy Splitoon!
Short BIO:

I know what you're thinking. "You suck but you still call yourself a Smurf?" Yes, yes I do. A Smurf is a small, blue, tree-trunk dwelling man. That is exactly what I am. I'm not sure what that has to do with being bad at gaming though.

You can watch a beautiful documentary, detailing my habitat, on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHFz5z_YYgU

I am 1/2 man, 1/2 bear and 1/2 pig - Al Gore must not know my whereabouts!

I'm currently 4'3" and weigh 549 lbs... but DON'T tell me I'm overweight. I just have really big feet and hands. Even better, I've recently started overdosing on Ozempic to curb my alcoholism.

I get super stoked every time a salty comment is posted to my profile. I go to a corner and cry when a positive comment is posted. Please do the right thing. Make me cry.

Enjoy your day.
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SuperMoose
1.6
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Aragami
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462
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ESL Counter-Strike - Public Group
Enjoy CS2 Tournaments live!
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Don't Starve
402 Hours played
In so few words - Buy this game. I have spent far too many hours playing and streaming this game and it is ahhmazing. On a serious note, this game is similar to Minecraft imho. That said, this plays much differently and actually has a very significant worth. I appreciate how intricate the game can become and just how much you need to constantly learn about it in order to survive. I'm almost 300 hours in and I still learn something new almost every time I turn the game on. BUY BUY BUY. This stock is hot.
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Five-Seven | Oak
Without the magic of fire we wouldn't have forgeries to mould our guns. This is an ode to Oakwood, one of the various woods used to burn a long-lasting fire.
45 ratings
Counter-Strike 2
Status - Pending, Created by - Smurfaholic & Le Tiny Smurfberry
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Steam Summer Saliens 2018
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Comments
Smurfaholic & Le Tiny Smurfberry 28 Mar @ 7:55am 
Please don't stop commenting there bud! I know you have more in you!
fzzz 28 Mar @ 7:52am 
CS not the game for you if you're bad :steambored:
Smurfaholic & Le Tiny Smurfberry 28 Mar @ 7:25am 
Book a few therapy sessions buddy. CS probably isn't the game for you if you can't handle your emotions.
fzzz 27 Mar @ 1:14pm 
UNINSTALL CS2 TY
Smurfaholic & Le Tiny Smurfberry 14 Oct, 2024 @ 7:19pm 
@K Batman - Awe, thanks! <3
K Batman 11 Oct, 2024 @ 11:34am 
-rep walls