We all know Gru is the godly height of 14.5 feet tall and can move at a speed of 200 meters per second. Based on average ♥♥♥♥ size Gru’s penis is around 14 inches long. Also Gru’s ♥♥♥♥ would Weigh around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a ♥♥♥♥ is .77 lbs. if he swung his ♥♥♥♥ in a circular manner, it would have the centripetal acceleration of 72.57 meters per second. this means that Gru can dickslap with the immense energy of 11,421 ponds per sq inch at a top speed greater than 584415.58336974 MPH. In conclusion, Gru’s dickslap has enough energy to smash through 6” reinforced concrete and will cause a thunderclap as his ♥♥♥♥ breaks the sound barrier. I rest my case

I used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since Obama told me to try Raid Shadow Legends for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a Raid Shadow Legend. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonald’s with free WiFi. At night I sneak into the McDonald’s like my new raccoon dad, Stripey, taught me to do so I can charge my phone. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you Obama, you truly changed my life!

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+rep good taste in games

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