ROBERT
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[12:49 AM]
ROBERT:
ok jacob
how much money u need

[12:49 AM]
jake:
nun need enough to change life magically
After 1,000 hours in Banana, I can confidently say this game has changed me.

A thousand hours. People laughed. “It’s just a clicker game,” they said. But they don’t know. Banana isn’t just a game; it’s a test of patience, an exercise in hope, a lifestyle. Every three hours, I find myself watching that drop timer, waiting for the possibility of a new banana in my inventory. It’s more than just a game—it’s a journey of faith.

The Drop System: Every three hours, there’s a chance for a new banana to appear, with no guarantees. Sometimes it’s a Normal, sometimes it’s a Rare, and every once in a while, by some miracle, it’s an Ultra Rare or even a Legendary. I’ve spent so much time in this game that the inventory indicator alone can make my pulse race. You don’t understand excitement until you see that tiny alert pop up and wonder if this time, you’ve finally struck gold.

The Inventory Check: There’s no “collect” button, no claim screen. You just… wait. And then, you check. The thrill of clicking on the inventory, hoping beyond hope to see that glimmer of an Epic or Ultra Rare Banana—it’s indescribable. Most times, it’s a Common or Normal, but when that Legendary shows up? Euphoria. I still remember my first Legendary Banana. I stared at the screen for a full minute in awe, just breathing in the moment.

The Community: People say that only true fans of clicker games can understand the kind of bond you build in the Banana community. We have spreadsheets, detailed theories on RNG cycles, and memes about the agonizing wait for the inventory notification. I’ve met people who feel like family; together, we ride the highs of Rare streaks and the lows of weeks filled with Commons. Only we know the struggle, the shared pain, and the rare but pure joy of getting that ultra-rare drop.

The Graphics: People don’t understand the visual artistry behind Banana. Every pixel on these bananas has been rendered with painstaking detail. When you finally see a Rare or Epic Banana, gleaming and perfect in your inventory, it’s like staring at a masterpiece. That golden shine of the Legendary Banana? I could swear I see a heavenly glow.

In Conclusion: Banana is not just a clicker game; it’s a meditation. A test of patience, endurance, and passion. If you haven’t spent a thousand hours waiting for drops, watching for the inventory indicator, and praying for a Legendary, do you even understand what it means to be dedicated? This game is for the true believers.

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i gained a lot of weight playing this game
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I GOT A KNIFE U BROKE AS FUCK
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last played on 14 Apr
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ROBERT 11 Apr @ 11:22pm 
我下面的失败者需要坚持更多回合
. 11 Apr @ 10:41pm 
Oh, this guy’s a CS2 addict, huh? Just him, his trusty AK-47, and a dream of going pro while he’s stuck in Silver hell. Bet he’s screaming “RUSH B!” into his crusty headset like it’s a battle cry, only to get smoked by a flashbang he forgot he threw. Dude probably thinks he’s one clutch away from fame, but his K/D’s so bad it looks like he’s practicing for the AFK Olympics. All day, every day, he’s grinding Mirage, sweating like it’s the major, while his room’s a biohazard of energy drink cans and broken dreams. Bro’s got 1,000 hours in CS2 and still whiffs headshots—my man’s aim is shakier than his Wi-Fi during a storm. Someone unplug his router and force him to touch grass before he starts calling his mouse his “teammate”!
. 11 Apr @ 10:40pm 
This guy’s practically married to his computer, probably whispering sweet nothings to his RGB fans like they’re gonna blush back. Bet he’s got a shrine to his GPU, worshipping it while his social life’s on permanent 404 error. Dude’s so deep in his digital cave, he thinks “outside” is just a DLC he hasn’t unlocked yet. And those snacks piling up around his desk? Bro’s building a crumb fortress, defending it like it’s the final boss of hygiene. He’s out here flexing his WASD skills, acting like he’s a cyber god, but in reality, his only cardio is raging at a loading screen.
. 11 Apr @ 10:39pm 
Social Skills: 0, Sunlight Exposure: Critical Failure.
. 11 Apr @ 10:35pm 
+REP THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ JUST KEEP SUCKING MY ♥♥♥♥ 1HR. AND I WANT TO SAY IS ROBERT ARE MY SEX SLAVE
Roo Hatch 8 Apr @ 3:10am 
hi bro! add me please :D