+rep legedery dude

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+REP Very good at touching

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Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

I lay awake at night, thinking silently to myself, but then, out of nowhere, I suddenly question aloud to what I presumed no one, "What is Obama's last name?" However, before God can even bring himself to answer my bold, relatively dangerous question, a strange, triangular object with Obama's face on all sides, even bottom, crashes through my roof and directly into my room, destroying all but my bed in the process. Terrified, I have no room to wonder what the ♥♥♥♥ I'm looking at or what the Hell is going on, I can only feel fear, and nothing more