Like it's getting worrying now, I think it's because I practice my tuba at 3:00AM but the guy has work at 4:00AM so why would he be bothered? I've honestly thought about getting the frisbee my four year old grandson left in my yard and pissing in it, then freezing it and sliding the piss disk under my mad af neighbour's door. But no... no I'll be the bigger boy here and I'll just lamp a couple of smart price B&Q bricks at his windows when he's out at the shop's. Maybe I'll surprise him with a gaffa taped Argos catalogue while he's on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, what do you think? Some late night reading? Oh, yeah... you got my sports mixtures yet? You forgot didn't you. Why are you like this? What did I ever do to you? It's okay though... It's water under the bridge we are fine we at the Gucci store... Just make sure you promise to fulfil your main goal and blow up like you don't know nobody.

Anyway, you got my Fruit Winder? The strawberry one. Also I think I forgot to mention I wanted an Aero, mint flavour. No bubbles though! Ask them for a flat one or try and take them out, don't just get me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Dairymilk like last time. I'm smart, I went to church, you don't think I know the difference between a Dairymilk and a Bounty? smh... Honestly. So, you know there is this guy that I live next door to? He's been sending me death threats through my letter box on little bits of Kleenex and I think he's used them first before he's sticking them through the post, which is sort of annoying because I can't really see how he's wanting to kill me, if I knew what it was I'd be more prepared but from what I gather on the bits of tissue his favourite meal so far is Haggis, neeps and tatties. Then he has like a cheesey pasta with bacon bits in the evening when he sends me the other one.

You got something on your face... Sorry wait that's just the Frankenstein mask, no... wait no that's actually just your face, False alarm. Also did you get what I wanted from the shops? I think I remember asking for some Pot Noodle and some Tangfastics, but you most likely forgot. Did you get the Wimmers Lime Cooler at least? I'm literally clamming for a drink here and in this heat I think I might need a new pair of shorts, speaking of that did you get the socks I told you to get? You know the baby blues that fit with my sandals? I'm going to be needing them for Friday because I'll be going to that convention. You know the one where they review everyone's dad bod's? Probably never heard of it because I'm too cool and you have to go to the convention where they look at and taste test curry paste.

thats hot

Horry sheet!

For you, definitely haha. It's winter over here :P