Stop reading and go play a game. You don't need anything here, or do you?

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Instructions:
Alt+F4


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Staff Sergeant Hussain sticks their gun in their mouth, ready to pull the trigger...
Good karma spent on Staff Sergeant Hussain.
Staff Sergeant Hussain stammers, "AL-LOHA"
Staff Sergeant Hussain stammers, "S-SN-NAC-C-CK-K-KB-BAR-R"
Staff Sergeant Hussain pulls the trigger.