Recent reviews by Satelizer

A pair of soaking wet panties has the same purpose as a banana peel in Mario Kart. I'm done.

I love Senran Kagura. But this game is honestly pretty dull. If you like pinball, you "might" enjoy this game. You hit the ball with your flippers, hit the girl on the pinball machine and get points. By the way, don't even get me started on the price tag. I can't believe this game is more than Estival Versus and almost more than Burst-Renewal. To be perfectly honest, this game should be around $10.99.

I was currently doing the 180 day no fap challenge. I "was" on day 179, but now I'm back to day 1. Whoops.

This game is actually really, REALLY bad. Same music, same enemies and it's just....bland. If you want to play a fun shooter game, play Epido. You won't regret it.

How am I supposed to save the world with only one hand?

One.

Took me 10 minutes to beat the whole game. Dancer #4 is the best.

-Spoiler Below-

Lee gets bitten by a zombie on his arm, chops off his arm and dies.
Clementine gets bitten by a zombie on her leg, chops off her leg and survives.

WHAT

I don't think people actually understand how severe and chaotic world war 1 was. If you were a male growing up in that era, you were either forced to join the army or get thrown in jail. The game itself is a good representation on what happened during the war and I was definitely hooked on the story. In my opinion, there is no one braver than soldiers who fought in the war.

They copied Dead or Alive's DLC pricing strategy. Regardless, I still fell for it. ♥♥♥.