Recent reviews by Satelizer

Call your Mom, Dad, Brothers, Sisters, Aunts, Uncles and Grandparents. Because this game is fun for the whole family!

First of all, I enjoyed the game. Have you played Samurai Warriors or Hyrule Warriors? SKEV and those two games have a lot in common. However, the enemies don't drop items and there is no equipment. But there is a lot of accessories and clothes for your characters as you progress in the game. Is it a bit repetitive? Yes, definitely. But for some odd reason, I still had a lot of fun. You get a waifu. And you get a waifu. Everyone gets a waifu.

Are there boobs? Yes. But no nips. Are there butts? Yes. Are there nude mods? Yes.

Overall, this game is fun. But most people will say "the gameplay is repetitive."

At first, I assumed this game was going to be incredibly scary. To be honest, I get scared pretty easily. Instead of screaming at the top of my lungs when I see something scary, I normally turn my head and attempt to avert my eyes. Anyway, I personally think this game is quite good. The voice actors, music, artwork and gameplay are all amazing. For the next part of my review, there will contain SPOILERS. Do not continue reading unless you want to read SPOILERS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.





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When you start a new game, you end up in a very scary apartment. And I thought to myself (Wow, this is going to be a very scary game.) HOWEVER, after you leave the apartment, there's nothing scary afterwards. There's always tension (Scenario/music,) but nothing will pop out at you. Ya know what I mean, jelly bean? Nothing scary happens in this game.

As for the murderer, it was extremely obvious it was the Boyfriend. First of all, only TWO people would know about the Murderer's origin. The main characters Father and her Boyfriend. The murderer HAD to be one of them. Upon further investigation, the Boyfriend's job is literally staring at the murderers paintings all day. He has the paintings all over his studio AND the paintings is his F****** computer wallpaper. Like, seriously? Once I seen that key piece of evidence, it was so obvious.

Am I even allowed to say this in a review? Who cares.

Oh my goodness. This game is extremely difficult. Have you played Plants VS Zombies before? Now imagine playing a game similiar to Plants VS Zombies except it's A LOT more difficult. If you make one tiny mistake, you will lose the round. If you have a golf ball sized brain or muscle spasms, do NOT play this game.

At the moment, I only played this game for an hour. First of all, I thoroughly enjoy the puzzles and it's incredibly fun. However, there were a few times where I got extremely scared from "pop ups." One second, you'll be examining the game and looking for the next objectiv, and the next second, some guy pops out of no where and it just scares the ♥♥♥♥ out of me. Anyway, I highly recommened playing this game if you're willing to use your teeny tiny brain and solve puzzles. Have a good day.

>Joins comp
>Team is a 4 man queue
>Kicks me on the last round before we win
>10/10