Senator Dragonpenis
Ray
 
 
My teacher said to me I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line.
"Well...you see professor"
I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand.
"I watch Rick and Morty."
The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor.
"...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." The teacher comments,
"Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One student laughs in the back of the class, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.
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Mike 1 Apr, 2019 @ 12:01pm 
Where did ya go?
6 gram boof blunt 12 Aug, 2018 @ 5:43pm 
PENIS BALLS LOL
Senator Dragonpenis 14 Mar, 2018 @ 5:15am 
+rep before I bust a nut on yo damn face. No ♥♥♥♥
6 gram boof blunt 12 Mar, 2018 @ 8:00pm 
-rep ♥♥♥♥♥ doesnt reply to my messages
Senator Dragonpenis 4 Nov, 2017 @ 11:53pm 
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
panghor 4 Nov, 2017 @ 8:21pm 
ur name tr1ggers m3