GIRLS OF REDDIT, WHAT SEX DID YOU SEX WHEN SEX BECAUSE YOU SEX WHEN YOU ARE SEX WHY BE SEX WHEN SEX IS SEX BECAUSE SEX IS WHEN YOU SEX DUE TO SEX AND SEX CAME BEFORE SEX BECAUSE SEX IS A SEX AND SEX IS SEXY BECAUSE OF SEX AND I HAVE SEX WHEN SEX HAPPENS SEX IS SEX BUT SEX IS NOT SEX BECAUSE OF SEX?

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

I started screaming and she asked me what was wrong. I told her that I didn’t say she could have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ diarrhea on me. I started throwing up in the bathtub and immediately turned on the shower head. She said she didn’t know it would come out like that but later after some intense arguing she admitted that she knew and did it anyway because she didn’t think there was a difference. I told her that there’s a big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ difference. She thinks I’m overreacting but I honestly don’t think so. We haven’t talked much since because things are extremely awkward.

Fast forward to last night. I’m laying in the bathtub, holding my breath, and she squats right above my body. I expected to feel some warm logs of human feces plop firmly onto my chest. Instead I got my entire body sprayed down by hot diarrhea. I have never seen her orgasm that quickly or intensely. Her whole body immediately began shaking and she had to grip the walls of the shower to keep herself upright as she kept going. The spray got all over my face and in my hair too. It was the most horrifying thing that’s ever happened to me.

My girlfriend opened up to me a while back about a kink of hers, which, as you can see, involves ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on people. Obviously I was very taken aback by this, and eventually the conversation led to her basically asking me if I would be willing to do it. At first I said “absolutely not.” But then after more talking, I decided that, despite the fact that the idea of doing this made me feel like my skin was going to turn inside out, I was willing to provide the woman I love with this experience just one time, since according to her nobody else had ever agreed to it. Of course, she was very excited, so we picked a day to do it and that was that.

I (20M) agreed to let my girlfriend (21F) poop on me to satisfy one of her fetishes, but she didn't tell me she was going to have diarrhea.