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When I received your very unfriendly message in Counter Strike the other day about my gameplay, I was extremely disturbed. You said, and I quote "I'll buttrape and massacre your entire bloodline". You see, your threats pose nothing to me, because I am more powerful than you will ever be.

I've come to a conclusion. Bullets dont do ♥♥♥♥ to me. Falling trees don't leave a mark, I'm immune to all forms of blunt impact and sharp objects. I use construction spikes, rebar, etc as BO-STAFFS. I've been cliff jumping since I was 6, broken metal doors with my skull, punched straight through wooden doors and split them in half with one kick. I run up and across walls. I instinctively analyze physics before I make a single step and I know your move before you do. I have walked across the surface of the sun, and the worlds smartest man poses no more threat than its smartest termite. Dont think you can hurt me, you cant. If you threaten me like that again, its your problem.

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
He invited me to his house for a csgo lan party. I said i was going as i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When I arrived at his house, he pulled out a glock 9mm stole my wallet then he punched me in the face and 1 tapped me. Turns out hes a scammer. Don't trust this guy.

/it NBA Superstar Lebron James lurks in the trees, watching you pick berries.

aw hell yeah mate

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