Oh boy, where do I even start?


KFC is generally the type of fast food place you wouldn't see doing this stuff, whether it's the only way their dying fast food chain will possibly come back up from the ashes or not. Even then such a game is ridiculous when it comes to mind, I'm not going to treat this like any other person who has reviewed the game. Those people have mostly played the game for Ironic purposes and so have I, but unlike any other I want to point out this game's amusingly bland nature for a dating game. Most dating games revolve around you dating some anime girl or guy just to see a picture of them completely nude (Possibly) and thus end your self-pleasuring session for the night, this is why the dating simulator is commonly associated with weaboos and degenerate autistic men in general. With this in mind, none other than KFC themselves came up to the ring to get themselves back up to the glory they used to have back in older times by collaborating with a game development studio to make what is possibly one of the worst ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ monstrosities of a dating game I have ever seen. The game is more linear than your average run of Super Mario Bros, and gives you the possibility to date Colonel Sanders in an overly buff anime form which even the Colonel himself would face-palm at. The game (Of Course) revolves around you trying to win the Colonel's love.

may I ask, who the ♥♥♥♥ would want to date Colonel Sanders? Isn't he just some guy who made some really good ass chicken?

The gameplay, well there's barely any gameplay except for a couple of time throughout the story where you choose what to say and this one cooking sequence where you answer questions (And also that weird Mashed Potatoes boss Battle) , At least most dating games offer actual choices in terms of what you can do, and this game? Well every time you make the choice the developers didn't want you to make, They just throw a game over at you so you can start at the last save point. The game just walks you through like a book or something, no sense of choice in some cases. It's just an electronic form of a story that you'll probably barely even care about in the first place.

Oh? The Story? I'll give you my opinion on that.

The story really seems like it's going somewhere at times, yet it really doesn't fit the nature of a dating game. Any form of Romance? Nope, Chuck Testa. It revolves around you trying to win the Colonel's heart, but it doesn't really feel like it. Shouldn't a story about love actually include the Characters doing something remotely related to love? Because it damn sure feels like the Colonel doesn't give a dead mangled deer's rotting corpse about getting romantic in any way shape or form. Sure he kind of mentions it in the ending, oh yeah, I forgot about the ending.

Now, before I go through with the ending. If you want to play through the game fully, that's fine by me. But prepared to be dissapointed as ♥♥♥♥, because this game doesn't have a remotely decent ending at all.

May I ask you, what do you expect as the ending of a dating simulator game? Possibly the characters getting married? Maybe even a Raunchy cutscene of the characters doing what the world intends us all to do eventually in life? Those are some nice endings, but I don't think Psyop wanted to make a dating game in the first place. The end of the story doesn't really even have a high point, sure, you finally get Colonel to say he loves you. But there's nothing else to it really, the ending I experienced is mediocre at best and I highly suggest that if your thinking of seeing the Hot body of the anime Colonel Sanders then you might as well be Playing Huniepop instead, you horny ♥♥♥♥.


Now, the conclusion

I don't really know how to describe this game, as it just feels like an empty advertisement that only wants you to get KFC. I really wanted to appreciate this game in a meme-ish sense, and while it was funny sometimes it just didn't make the cut in my opinion. I appreciate the corporate Fatcats at Kentucky Fried Chicken's Headquarters at least trying to get some recognition in their brand, but from my perspective, I've already tried the Colonel's great-tasting fries! and even though I haven't tried the Chicken, I presume it's great. My suggestion to KFC is to look into what they can do to elevate their brand again, Do anything, even try partnering up with Epic Games to get sponsored by Fortnite. But Colonel, you failed me this time. This game just isn't great as the fried chicken you make.

Oh boy, where do I even start? KFC is generally the type of fast food place you wouldn't see doing this stuff, whether it's the only way their dying fast food chain will possibly come back up from the ashes or not. Even then such a game is ridiculous when it comes to mind, I'm not going to treat this like any other person who has reviewed the game. Those people have mostly played the game for Ironic purposes and so have I, but unlike any other I want to point out this game's amusingly bland nature for a dating game. Most dating games revolve around you dating some anime girl or guy just to see a picture of them completely nude (Possibly) and thus end your self-pleasuring session for the night, this is why the dating simulator is commonly associated with weaboos and degenerate autistic men in general. With this in mind, none other than KFC themselves came up to the ring to get themselves back up to the glory they used to have back in older times by collaborating with a game development studio to make what is possibly one of the worst fucking monstrosities of a dating game I have ever seen. The game is more linear than your average run of Super Mario Bros, and gives you the possibility to date Colonel Sanders in an overly buff anime form which even the Colonel himself would face-palm at. The game (Of Course) revolves around you trying to win the Colonel's love. may I ask, who the fuck would want to date Colonel Sanders? Isn't he just some guy who made some really good ass chicken? The gameplay, well there's barely any gameplay except for a couple of time throughout the story where you choose what to say and this one cooking sequence where you answer questions [spoiler] (And also that weird Mashed Potatoes boss Battle) [/spoiler], At least most dating games offer actual choices in terms of what you can do, and this game? Well every time you make the choice the developers didn't want you to make, They just throw a game over at you so you can start at the last save point. The game just walks you through like a book or something, no sense of choice in some cases. It's just an electronic form of a story that you'll probably barely even care about in the first place. Oh? The Story? I'll give you my opinion on that. The story really seems like it's going somewhere at times, yet it really doesn't fit the nature of a dating game. Any form of Romance? Nope, Chuck Testa. It revolves around you trying to win the Colonel's heart, but it doesn't really feel like it. Shouldn't a story about love actually include the Characters doing something remotely related to love? Because it damn sure feels like the Colonel doesn't give a dead mangled deer's rotting corpse about getting romantic in any way shape or form. Sure he kind of mentions it in the ending, oh yeah, I forgot about the ending. Now, before I go through with the ending. If you want to play through the game fully, that's fine by me. But prepared to be dissapointed as fuck, because this game doesn't have a remotely decent ending at all. May I ask you, what do you expect as the ending of a dating simulator game? Possibly the characters getting married? Maybe even a Raunchy cutscene of the characters doing what the world intends us all to do eventually in life? Those are some nice endings, but I don't think Psyop wanted to make a dating game in the first place. The end of the story doesn't really even have a high point, sure, you finally get Colonel to say he loves you. But there's nothing else to it really, the ending I experienced is mediocre at best and I highly suggest that if your thinking of seeing the Hot body of the anime Colonel Sanders then you might as well be Playing Huniepop instead, you horny fuck. Now, the conclusion I don't really know how to describe this game, as it just feels like an empty advertisement that only wants you to get KFC. I really wanted to appreciate this game in a meme-ish sense, and while it was funny sometimes it just didn't make the cut in my opinion. I appreciate the corporate Fatcats at Kentucky Fried Chicken's Headquarters at least trying to get some recognition in their brand, but from my perspective, I've already tried the Colonel's great-tasting fries! and even though I haven't tried the Chicken, I presume it's great. My suggestion to KFC is to look into what they can do to elevate their brand again, Do anything, even try partnering up with Epic Games to get sponsored by Fortnite. But Colonel, you failed me this time. This game just isn't great as the fried chicken you make.