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Th' MIND is the Pizza Palace of th' SOUL
😭
Amy: "Way to go, Professor, the plan worked."
Mom: "Plan? What plan? I thought this was a spontaneous whirlwind of hot dry
sex."
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O, it is excellent
To have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous
To use it like a giant.
-- Shakespeare, "Measure for Measure", II, 2
😘
Uncertain fortune is thoroughly mastered by the equity of the calculation.
- Blaise Pascal
😪
Am I SHOPLIFTING?
😙
Linux: Where Don't We Want To Go Today?
-- Submitted by Pancrazio De Mauro, paraphrasing some well-known sales talk
🤠
It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize.
😵
A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without
getting nervous.
🤗
Stewie: So, what do you think of this "Music Television?"
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