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Then the gays got married (the gays got married)
And the plant shut down (plant shut down)
And the crops dried up (the crops dried up)
Everywhere around (Everywhere around)

Then the gays started kissin' (started kissin')
And the state said "Cool" (cool)
And they made all the kids
Be gay in school

'Cause them gays got married (gays got married)