https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZz1oamNbng

You mr corn should try a game called medeval dynasty

https://youtu.be/srTqxL_6Ysg

Hey man thought you might need the transcript to shrek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEWmmHdKPT4&list=PLNHUFQ2Du3o5QB_SqMo6cIJCDXLeVd-16&ab_channel=atnaloj626
heres the soundtrack for help

Transcript
SHREK: (Reading a storybook) Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. (Laughs, tears out a page of the book) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush).

"All Star" by Smash Mouth begins to play. Shrek exits an outhouse and goes about his day routine in the swamp. This includes taking a mud shower, brushing his teeth with bugs, bathing in a muddy pond, gathering giant slugs for dinner, and painting a warning sign.

In a nearby village, an angry mob gather up to go after Shrek. At night they enter the swamp and wait outside Shrek's home, though Shrek sees them coming and sneaks up behind them.

NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME

Villager 1: Think it's in there?

Villager 2: All right. Let's get it!

Villager 1: Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?

Villager 3: Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread.

Shrek chuckles, revealing himself to be standing behind the mob.

SHREK: Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant.