6f2... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. Your silky smooth touch to a keyboard, and those glorious achievements. I would do anything for you. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. A tear fell from my right eye when I watched you leave for the military, because deep down, I miss my glorious king. 2025 is a hard year for us baby, but for 2024 you made history happen. You got all achievements on dark souls 3 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "BLAZINGBULL, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of steam and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, 6f2. 🩷🙂

woah i think i saw a ufo

*ufo flies past comments*

+rep defended me in an online argument by threatening to wipe out a guy with "precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth."

never forget

oh my god, that's a classic